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Originally Posted by Pitt Gorilla
I think most of his siblings were older, but I'm not positive. However, the guy still living at home while his brother is out dying for sins is going to catch some flak.
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You know there had to be some interesting arguments in that house.
Mary: "Willie, you need to get out on your own. Can't you get a carpentry apprenticeship with your brother?"
Willie: "Are you kidding? That's dangerous stuff. He puts a nail through his hand or his foot nearly every day."
Mary: "You're just lazy. You're just lying around, and carpentry is a good living. Just the other day, Jesus had a job down on the coast, and he brought back enough fishes and loaves to feed an army."
Willie: "I bet he stole them. You know that he's been hanging out with a prostitute, right?"
Mary: "Stop talking bad about your brother. And get a job! When I was your age, we would've done anything to get work. Why, when I had Jesus we didn't even have a place to stay! I had the baby in a barn, for crying out loud!"
Willie (under his breath): "Yeah, right. And you're the only woman in the world who has ever gotten pregnant without having sex."