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Old 08-05-2005, 03:52 PM   #12
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Subject: [Fwd: FW: David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex]


David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons why Golf Is Better Than Sex:


#10 - A below par performance is considered damn good.




#9 - You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of


beers.




#8 - It's much easier to find the sweet spot.




#7 - Foursomes are encouraged.




#6 - You can still make money doing it as a senior.




#5 - Three times a day is possible.




#4 - Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you do it with someone

else.



#3 - If you live in Florida, you can do it almost every day.




#2 - You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.




And the #1 - reason why Golf i s better than Sex...


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