[Rasputin]

Originally Posted by BoneKrusher

(the CP story so far)

The last time i sucked a cold beer down (this is dumb) i got so wasted i shat and it stank in her closet, she luv it.
i found a honey badger with a Cassel jersey, i asked him about the Mustache..
he just laughed.
As he continued "Hey Terd Burglar" it was free as a bird, so Gonzo said Lumpy is going to kick your mothers ball sack and then lick her own crotch, To his suprise it was furry and cheese filled.
a Packer fan? "i think not".

Anyway she was preforming a BoneKrusher, which really means the opposite of Touchdown Kansas City, A 'Check Down' or aids tree.

one who sucks the peniss was the last Head Coach we... What the ****?

Originally Posted by KC Tattoo

a pineapple stuck

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up one's ass

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in Pittsburgh while

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to his dismay

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a flying turd.

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Girls, to do

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a bunch of

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Cheddar tampons ooze

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toppings for nachos

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Priest anxiously awaits

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another flying turd

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but Palko catches it

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and Cassel stops

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shitting his pants

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Dane came back

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with a turd

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in his mouth

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and a smile

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Suddenly everyone stops

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His money was

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nothing but fluff

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Compared to Danes

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Over in the

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bushes on fire

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people deleting posts

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a naked woman

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stands alone with

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Dexter McCluster wiggling

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Smoking a Blunt

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and spinning around

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trips and falls

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Me right round

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spilling the contents

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of his bile

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bag on the

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face of a

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Cassel shaped turd.

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when he realized

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he had forgotten

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To wipe his

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heated rhino spatula

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Which caused a

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severe rash on

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Rich Gannon's azz...

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a Cassel tampon

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keeps coming back

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time and time

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like Herm Edwards.

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Meanwhile back at

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Big monkey balls

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guess who was

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hung like a

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Flea from Mars?

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Right,Scott Peeholy

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likes Kool-Aid

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and so does

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Blueballs the enigma

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Blueballs also likes

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My Little Pony

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watched by stoners

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and Powerpuff Girls

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poop on cracker

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in your mouth

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and your mom

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Mark Castle has

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no frickin' abilities

Originally Posted by BoneKrusher

and that's why

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this ends badly

Originally Posted by BoneKrusher

for Matt Castle

but he tries