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Old 03-01-2013, 04:26 PM   #179
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Originally Posted by RunKC View Post
JFC I'm done hearing about how Alex Smith is an asshole because he went 1/14 on 3rd down in his biggest game of the season.

WTF about Geno Smith? That mother****er went 0/10 on 3rd down in his biggest game of the season and nobody says a ****ing word about it.
Don't be dissing on Geno "Black Jesus 2.0" Smith on this board.

Geno, with two NFL caliber receivers, completely dominated the 123rd ranked scoring defense in week one.

He kicked the living crap out of a defense so completely in week two that they weren't even ranked at all.

He showed true grit in week three when he defeated and demoralized a mighty Maryland team that was ranked 56th in scoring defense.

You want a QB that can go head to head in a shoot out? Look no further than what Geno did in week four as he took apart a mighty Baylor defense ranked in the top 113 in scoring defense.

Geno really showed his mettle as he was seemingly unstoppable against the 74th ranked scoring defense in week five.

Smith is such the master of the passing game he was able to hang 14 points on the unmovable wall of the 92nd ranked scoring defense in week six.

As any Jayhawk fan will tell you, the guys in purple are cheaters, plain and simple; that is the only way to explain how they managed to field a 28th ranked scoring defense this past year--yet Geno dismantled them and UWV scored an impressive 14 points in week seven.

Every QB experiences heartbreak at least once in his career, and Geno knows the heartbreak of losing in OT to the 30th ranked scoring defense in week eight.

Geno would have sweet, sweet redemption in week nine against the 64th ranked scoring defense in week nine. Or maybe not.

Realistic expectations at this point in the season should prevail; no one should expect Geno to win against the 50th ranked scoring defense in week ten.

All hail Geno! All hail Geno! Franchise Savior! Overcoming the greatest of odds, Black Geno 2.0 shows us the light and triumphs over the 38th ranked scoring defense in the nation in week eleven.

The curtain is coming to a close and Sweet Geno puts on a show for the ages against a daunting scoring defense ranked 112th in the nation.

I wonder why ESPN isn't GenoSPN all day and all night.

For a final encore in this illustrious season, the Face of a Franchise proclaims his glory and cements his legend as destroys the 46th ranked scoring defense in the PinStripe Bowl with a 14 point performance.

How can you question Geno? How can you not believe that someone with wins over the 123rd, 113th, 112th, 74th, 56th and 38th ranked scoring defenses might not be the franchise QB that every desperate bulletin board fan says he is?

Alas, you doubt too much...and for nary a reason. Overcoming the 92nd, 64th, 50th, 46th, 30th and 28th ranked scoring defenses is too much for anyone to expect of the Lord of the Pass.

Oh Geno, my Geno....

(Scoring defense rankings compiled from: http://espn.go.com/college-football/...a-mountaineers )
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