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Originally Posted by lewdog
We interrupt your regularly schedule Royals talk to bring you this news bulletin.
This just in out of Kansas City, Jeff "frenchy" Francoeur has seemingly overdosed on PEDs. The outfielder, knows for his big smile, great locker room presence and shitty play was found dead this morning. Frenchy was trying to improve his play it seems by enhancing his skills. It seems he was just as good at cheating as he was at hitting a curve ball. The Royals have yet to name Frenchy's replacement, but at this time all we can say is that we know his replacement will be a better ball player to be named later.
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I could see Dayton running out Francoeur's corpse, the good news is he'd likely draw more walks.