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Originally Posted by Douchemaster General
Sometimes I feel sorry for Pootie. The biggest stud in Texas, propping himself up to win a douche contest on the internet at 11:00 on a Saturday night. What's wrong with this picture?
If he ever actually becomes self-aware, I fear he'll instantly throw himself in front of the nearest bus.
It would probably be for the best, though.
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As long as he doesn't knock some unsuspecting (passed out) girl up first.