[KS Smitty]

The night Mrs. Smitty went into labor with our first child she went wacko on me and thought she was gonna "flee the scene". So I ran outside and jerked all the wires off the Distributor (sorry too many bud lights). Then she wakes me at 4:00 am and says I think I'm having contractions time these.....they're 5 min apart so we go to jump in the car and (of course) is wont start so I stick the wires and (of course) they're wrong so we get in the 61 Ford pickup and we get half a block and she says she aint riding in that "bullwagon" so we go to my folks and take their car and we take off and look at the gas gauge and (of course) it's on E. We made it and everything was fine but if she had got away from me I probly woulda chased her down and stopped however I could.