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BryanBusby · 04-07-2013, 11:30 PM

Here's my WM grades:

The Shield/Orton, Shaemus, Big Show: 1.5/5

Match was just okay and had decent pace. Oh boy, another Big Show turn to end it. Lance Storm boring finish.

Mark Henry/Ryback: 0/5

The match was sloppy and they did a 2 for 1 combo by burying Ryback during the match and following it up with him burying Henry. lol

Team Hell No/Dolph & Big E: 2/5

Match was decent and Kane/Bryan entertained. If you hid the set though, could of fooled me this was a Smackdown match....

Fandango/Jericho: 1/5

Brutal. Jericho basically dominated the match, botched the finish and Fandango won? What? I'll give it a 1 for the entrances, even though Fandango's dragged on for too long.

Del Rio/Swagger: 2.5/5

Match was fine. The anti-semitic promo for Swagger was carny as **** though.

Undertaker/Punk: 3.75/5

Match was fun and Undertaker is still doing pretty good work for someone nearing 50. The actual wrestling quality in it is largely forgettable, but I was entertained and they both had the best entrances of the entire night.

Taker/Punk would of had the potential of being a insta-classic if Taker was younger.

HHH/Brock Lesnar: ****ing disaster/5

Everything about this thing was terrible. Too long, terrible pacing, HHH came out an unknown white substance on his torso? Lacking in actual wrestling and HHH going over literally did nothing to help the product. Why in the hell was this even on the Main Card? Also, stop running with this retirement gimmick unless said Wrestler is actually on the verge/going to retire. This match destroyed the next one before it ever began.

Rock/Cena: 1/5

Started off with slow pacing to make sure the crowd remained dead before turning into a signature move, reversal finisher thing that went over terribly. This would of worked better if the crowd had any reaction, but they didn't. They weren't even pissed Cena won and immediately just started walking out.

They generally send the crowd home happy with the final match and there's no way that was going to happen with a Cena victory. Cena shouldn't have the title at all and Ziggler should of been cashing in here.

Overall grade: 1/5

Terrible; was anxious for this shit-barn to finally end. There's not a whole lot they could of done to of made this a great Wrestlemania, but it could of been decent.

04-07-2013, 11:30 PM	#9526
BryanBusby In Search of a Life Join Date: Mar 2006 Casino cash: $3759900 VARSITY	Here's my WM grades: The Shield/Orton, Shaemus, Big Show: 1.5/5 Match was just okay and had decent pace. Oh boy, another Big Show turn to end it. Lance Storm boring finish. Mark Henry/Ryback: 0/5 The match was sloppy and they did a 2 for 1 combo by burying Ryback during the match and following it up with him burying Henry. lol Team Hell No/Dolph & Big E: 2/5 Match was decent and Kane/Bryan entertained. If you hid the set though, could of fooled me this was a Smackdown match.... Fandango/Jericho: 1/5 Brutal. Jericho basically dominated the match, botched the finish and Fandango won? What? I'll give it a 1 for the entrances, even though Fandango's dragged on for too long. Del Rio/Swagger: 2.5/5 Match was fine. The anti-semitic promo for Swagger was carny as ** though. Undertaker/Punk: 3.75/5 Match was fun and Undertaker is still doing pretty good work for someone nearing 50. The actual wrestling quality in it is largely forgettable, but I was entertained and they both had the best entrances of the entire night. Taker/Punk would of had the potential of being a insta-classic if Taker was younger. HHH/Brock Lesnar: **ing disaster/5 Everything about this thing was terrible. Too long, terrible pacing, HHH came out an unknown white substance on his torso? Lacking in actual wrestling and HHH going over literally did nothing to help the product. Why in the hell was this even on the Main Card? Also, stop running with this retirement gimmick unless said Wrestler is actually on the verge/going to retire. This match destroyed the next one before it ever began. Rock/Cena: 1/5 Started off with slow pacing to make sure the crowd remained dead before turning into a signature move, reversal finisher thing that went over terribly. This would of worked better if the crowd had any reaction, but they didn't. They weren't even pissed Cena won and immediately just started walking out. They generally send the crowd home happy with the final match and there's no way that was going to happen with a Cena victory. Cena shouldn't have the title at all and Ziggler should of been cashing in here. Overall grade: 1/5 Terrible; was anxious for this shit-barn to finally end. There's not a whole lot they could of done to of made this a great Wrestlemania, but it could of been decent.
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