11-23-2009, 05:15 PM
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Mindful Taoist German
Join Date: Aug 2000
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Originally Posted by tooge
On my occasion, the pit fan came up to me while I was putting mustard on my hotdog and the steelers just scored to go up 10 to 3. he waves it in my face, grazes me just a bit, and says "you see that? howd ya like that?" Say goodbye to your terrible towel douche.
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"He had no teeth, and he was slobbering all over himself. I'm thinking, 'You can have your money back, just get me out of here. Let me go be an accountant." I can't tell you how badly I wanted out of there."
Denver rookie QB John Elway, on Jack Lambert, after Lambert and the Steelers knocked Elway out of his first game as a pro (1983).
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Originally Posted by rico
I wish I always ended up at gay bars.
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