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Old 07-23-2010, 01:39 AM   #2
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"Let the original film R.I.P. and erase the goofy robots, bad acting and repetitively boring film score from ever returning to our collective data bases.

Start anew with understanding that quantum-mechanics can predict that approaching a massive 'black hole' would expose you to deadly atomic particles, sucked from millions of kilometers in all directions, instantly converting your mass into a Spam Sandwich.

Time itself would stop as you reached the event horizon, thus all information would be sucked into oblivion and not recoverable since all time is locked firmly; similar to the effect of Oprah Winfrey sitting on your head.

But as a place to dispose things like, Al Gore and non-biodegradable plastic containers, a 'black hole' would be an ideal location and I propose further examination of this hypothesis to be engaged immediately, with a new feature film in 3-D with a rocking music score."
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