[Third Eye]

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut

See - I'm such a committed fan of this show that I had no idea that it just didn't exist in 2016.

I'm the kind of fan that real fans hate. I have no goddamn clue what went on with River Song, her lineage or her marital status (I go cross-eyed every time I try to figure it out). I've never seen Tom Baker play the role. I can't figure out why the Daleks are supposed to be scary but the damn Angels unnerve the hell out of me. I find Matt Smith to be wholly tolerable and I don't really care for Rose Tyler even if she did manage to make Tennant cry.

I'm the dreaded 'casual fan' who sees one out of every three episodes while taking care of dogs and doing the shit/shower routine every morning on BBC. So if you would prefer, I will kindly go **** myself now. But anyone who doesn't realize that Martha Jones was the best companion is clearly wrong.

No argument here.