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Originally Posted by J P Hedden
eat there own poop? (or other questions that haunt mankind)
If it's not a near miss, is it a far miss?
etc., etc,....
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I believe, ...
1. A near miss is actually a hit.
"I threw that rock at your head and nearly missed you. Would you like me to take you to the ER now?"
2. The maggots have obviously eaten into your brain.