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Originally Posted by LaChapelle
Tuna and cooked slaw sandwiches don't taste to bad
but they can cause you to fart yourself awake
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Hmm. Interesting. I'm not sure I've ever farted myself awake. I've snored myself awake, coughed myself awake, choked myself awake (i.e. stopped breathing while sleeping), even erected myself awake (God bless those nighttime hormone levels). Never farted myself awake though.