Haha wow, I was just getting ready to post my 2nd attempt at roasting Hootie, where I predicted a ban as part of the "future outlook."
Btw, I seriously wanted to write the 2nd one in "non-tl;dr" form, but I finished it and while I didn't ramble about shit pertaining to myself...it's still long as freaking shit. I (and you assholes for that matter) just have to come to terms with the fact that I am incapable of being not long-winded.
