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Originally Posted by Okie_Apparition
Polka porn could be a new craze
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That would be pretty funny.
And this calls for one of my favorite songs!
I Wanna Polka Polka
(Grenga, Stevens, Johnson)
The Ivan Offelcockich Orchestra
See that girl with the pretty red dress on,
I wanna polka.
I love the way she spins and twirls,
I wanna polka.
Oh how I wish that she'd look my way now,
Then I could polka.
I'd love to feel those pretty little curls,
How I wanna polka.
We took a little trip down to Love Canal (NY),
So I could polka.
but we stopped in French Lick, Indiana
No time to polka!
Intercourse Pennsylvania was my destination
wanted to polka.
But she left me down in Blue Ball PA,
Never got to polka.
bridge
well I went up to Maine to Bangor
then I went down to Florida to Tampa
but when all is said and done
I'd rather polka.
We spent sometime in Flushing NY,
I had to polka.
She said not until we get to Hygiene CO,
then maybe I could polka.
I said first let's stop at Moorehead Jersey,
before I polka.
Things got salty in Saline Michigan,
Never got to polka.
She said let's go to Bonesteel, (SD)
now there's a place I'll polka.
but it went Askew in Mississppi,
Didn't know if I could polka.
Climax MI was our destination,
She wanted me to polka.
but I had to make a stop in Crappo MD,
I lost the urge to polka.
bridge
well I went up to Maine to Bangor
then I went down to Florida to Tampa
but when all is said and done
I'd rather polka.
French Lick, Love Canal
Blue Ball, Moorehead
I Wanna Polka
Bonesteel, Intercourse
Climax, Crappo
I Wanna Polka
Tampa, Flushing
Hygiene, Saline
I Wanna Polka
Gaysport (OH), Gayhead (MA)
Gayville (SD), Mudlick (KY)
I Wanna polka
(instrumental jam out)