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The top 5 signs an astronaut has gone nuts
Did this on the show this morning. Thought some might get a kick out of it. Others can just tell me I'm a dumass.
The top 5 signs an astronaut has gone nuts...
5) changes his last name from Aldrin to Lightyear
4) Her plan for an alternative-fuel lunar landing involves a fiddle-playing cat and a cow with strong hind legs
3) wears diapers so he won't miss any of the "I Dream of Jeannie" marathon
2) constantly acts out 'I'm a Little Teapot" with the shuttle's robotic arm
... and the number 1 sign an astronaut has gone nuts.......
1) had unprotected sex with Paris Hilton!
bud-um-bump...
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