My fave growing up was Billy Connolly. First time I heard his bit about going into cold water I laughed so hard I actually peed myself a little. As for female comedians, back in the day I really had a thing for Ellen Degeneres. She was quite hot and funny back then, u know, before she came outta the closet. And I gotta agree with the guy that said Sarah Silverman, she's got a damn nice rack.
Couldn't find the cold water one, but this one is also one of my faves: