Embrace puke. And embrace that runny, hell-sent, substance they call baby shit. And when you buy the big dumpster-o-diapers, don't be surprised when your little bundle outgrows them before you get halfway through. And think about that $40 you just spent, and hope you have a friend to barter size 2 for 3s and so on.
We're at month #2 right now. Just got the shots and the checkup. I wouldn't trade it for anything, but expect everything you know this very moment in time, to be obsolete for a while once he/she arrives.
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Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote. -Benjamin Franklin
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