ChiTown is an imposter!
I am responsible! I have absolute power! I am in control while the President is incapacitated, regardless of what the Constitution says!
I invented the Slinky, Speed Racer, and the Thong...
I take credit for the economy, oil prices, and good sex with great beer...
I killed that damn BB because they were more Stalinesque that I...
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