[Frazod]

It's not like I never broke or ****ed stuff up when drunk - I caused my share of damage back in the day. The worst thing I ever did was crawl over the top of my best friend's dad's restored '55 Chevy - leaving scratches from my class ring, watch and belt buckle from the hood to the trunk (and I still hear about it, too, over 30 years later). I've fallen and knocked shit over, puked in bad places, set a couple of things on fire with wayward cigarettes, but never deliberately.

All the drunken escapades I've been through from high school to the Navy and beyond, I've never seen anybody intentionally destroy something like that. I guess I just got wasted with a better class of people.