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A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wife's birthday. His wife
told him "Alright buster, tomorrow there had better be something in the
driveway for me that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds flat or you're in for
it!"
The next morning the wife awoke early and looking out her bedroom window,
spotted a small package in the driveway. She was a little perturbed as this
wasn't what she was expecting. She went out and retrieved the package, and
upon opening it, found a handsome, brand new bathroom scale!
Funeral arrangements for the husband are set for this Saturday.
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If at first you don't succeed
...skydiving is not for you.
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