I was pet-sitting for this guy who had a monkey. I figured 'what the hey' right? So anyways I'm trying to watch TV cuz theres nothiing else to do but this monkey ONLY watches Oprah. That's it. This guy had tapes and tapes of nothing but Oprah and that's all this monkey would do is just sit there and watch Oprah. One time I tried to change the channel and the monkey started freaking out and screaming and trying to scratch my freaking eyeballs out until I put Oprah back on.
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