[Sure-Oz]

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

Incognito reminds me of this douchebag I knew in college. He was a football player and would routinely get drunk and pick fights with people at frat parties. One night I was sober driving and apparently someone decided they were fed up with his bullshit and they brained him over the head with a beer bottle. I made my last rounds of the party house for the night and was prepared to head home when this crumpled mass beckons me.

He's laying on the ground in a small pool of blood, and he cocks his head forward, saying,

"Can you please take me to the hospital?"

I tell him, "Sorry, asshole, you're going to have to bleed."

good, **** that guy