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Originally Posted by Cochise
Two molecules were walking down the street and accidentally bumped into each other. The first molecule says, "I'm sorry, are you all right?" and the second one says "No, I lost an electron!" The first one says "Well, are you sure?" so the second one replies, "Yes, I'm positive."
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Very clever. See what I mean? I want some jokes out of this thread that I can get around mom and her friends. Thanks.