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So the these two dudes are lost at sea on a life boat, their water and dried fish are running out...they're just sitting there thinking about their demise when all of a sudden a fish jumps out of the water and lands in their life boat.
The men get a little excited since they'd be able to eat the fish, but then the fish says, "Please throw me back in the water and in return I'll grant you one wish," and who's not going to believe a talking a fish? So the first dude, without even thinking, says "OK, turn all the water in the oceans into beer" and throws the fish back in... then *POOF* and they're swimming in bear. The other guy looks at the first dude and says, shaking his head, "You f***ing idiot, where are we gonna piss now?"
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