This whole thread is one reason why I hang out around here. Let's just say that this isn't the kind of conversation I normally have with anyone I know, and that quotes like "if you'd jerk off your animals they'd be less feisty" is brilliant and hilarious in a way that I'd never get to enjoy otherwise.
I imagine Mo will enjoy that sausage and bacon more than any I've ever had. I love both, but I never had a revenge factor going while eating it.
