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Old 01-10-2009, 09:30 PM   #46
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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud View Post
If I'm "banging 'til I pass out" and it's not my wife, it's certainly not going to be a chick who features the following:

1. Fake bleached hair
2. Fake teeth
3. Fake spray can tan
4. Plastic surgery around the eyes and possibly nose
5. Over-sized fake tits
6. A women nearing 50 years-old

One and two I could possibly overlook but the combination as a whole (hole?) is a major turn-off.

No thanks.
Says the guy in HOLLYWOOD.


WTF?...It's clearly bizarro day...
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