One night I showed up to work with the runs, sat in the station for the first three hours dominating the toilet. Finally got it to quit so I could hit the streets. Even took a report in the station in between dumps. Night before I went to work with severe stomach cramps, never got out of my car, finally went to the ER, massively constipated. Missed the last four hours of work, only time I have missed due to sickness.
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