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Dear Santa...
I feel as though I've been a good boy this yr.
I've helped out many elderly and sick people in my free time.
I've been a good neighbor mowing lawns shoveling snow...wasting hours in conversations with them as they thank me when all I want to do is go inside and roll a fatty or crack a beer.
My wife and I baked some "special" brownies for you they will be next to the $50.00 on the coffee table in front of the tree.
Also Santa if you deliver a playoff win you can come back at a date of your choosing and **** my sister.
I wish you good health and safe journey around the world.
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