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Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy!
I admit: I'm very, very picky about my comedies. I don't go for slapstick, I don't like toilet humor... the comedy I really like tends to be dark and/or cerebral.
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But it's not so much slapstick or toilet, more amusing wordcraft.
"I miss your scent, I miss your musk. . . When this all gets sorted out, I think you and me should get an apartment together"
"Milk was a bad idea"
"it smells like bigfoot's dick""
"60% of the time, it works every time"
"you're a dirty pirate hooker"
[talking to his dog] "What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate a whole wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad."
[again, to his dog] "you know I don't speak French"
Just off the top of my head.