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Originally Posted by Braincase
Yep. A couple of years ago their team knocked out one of my kids on a punt return. The kid was KTFO'd. Their coaches were laughing about it. I came that f****** close.
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I was umpiring during a tournament and this bitch from VF, KS. was just bitching and bitching about every call. Could have been the female version of Petegeezus.
Finally I turn to her and say in o very loud voice: "The job is open lady. You can have it if you've got the eyes to match that yap"! Hilarity from the crowd ensued.
Her husband was all over me after that and I said to him: "Oh, you've got a higher voice than her? No wonder you were so quiet". More hilarity. Shamed the **** out of them both.
Hated that town and every resident in the part of Jeff County.