[Hammock Parties]

Originally Posted by SNR

"The time has come," the Walrus said,
"To talk of many things:
Of corners--and safeties--and running backs--
Of receivers at the wings--
And why the Chiefs have sucked--
And whether they can get some rings."

"But wait a bit," the True Fans cried,
"Before we have our chat;
For some of us are scared pussies,
And love our players fat!"
"No hurry!" said the Manager.
They thanked him much for that.

"A quarterback," the Walrus said,
"Is what we chiefly need:
Charles and Bowe besides
Are very good indeed--
Now if you're ready, True Fans dear,
We can play games with a lead"