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Old 07-31-2012, 11:28 AM   #6354
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Originally Posted by Dartgod View Post
Hey Blowhard. ALL teams have promo nights.
Hey Fartgod, we can compare the Royals and Yankees all you want. Know the difference? They're in first, and we're in last. Besides that, they're virtually the same thing!

Come to think of it, I have some great end of season marketing ideas for the Royals. How about:

Royals Flashlight Night: So you can see your way around in the basement.
Royals Beck Concert Night: He promises to sing "I'm a Loser" over and over.
Royals Hand Vacuum Night: Nothing sucks like a vacuum and the Royals.
Royals "Kick a Cripple" Night: Finally feel the joy our visitors feel!
Royals Titanic Night: Get a model of the famous sinking ship.

And I suggest they make the team line up in front of the dugout for the "I've Got Friends In Low Places" sing-along. They should have to sing it by themselves.
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