And the winner is dark horse Melissa Rivers crying when she left the E! show to go to the TV Guide Channel.
That's some funny pain.
DV crying over firing GRob.
Jimmy Kimmel crying over John Ritter
LT crying about his kids on 60 Minutes
The porn star who went hysterical after realizing she had just slept with Jeff the Drunk.
Anita, queen of "please somebody give me a chance. . . because we are all superstars."
Too bad they didn't include the "my dogs are outside??!!" chick from Wife Swap.