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Originally Posted by Prison Bitch
So now we're doing stadium-capacity-smack. Awesome.
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Pick the topic. You'll lose.
Your team is historically bad.
You haven't won a conference game in well over 1,000 days...in a terrible conference.
Your morbidly obese coach calls your team a pile of crap...and I'm guessing the guy knows a thing or two about piles of crap.
Your fans just set a record for fewest people to attend a game.
They did it on homecoming.
Your best player just knocked himself unconscious on the track that circles your field.
Your team just tried to run a punter scramble on fourth and long from it's own 10 yard line in a tie game...a cluster **** that looked more like a Benny Hill skit than a football play.
If you put 1% of the effort you expend proving how dumb you are by talking shit into attending games, maybe your school wouldn't have to falsify attendance numbers in order to (unsuccessfully) avoid being the butt of jokes in the local media.