[Rain Man]

Wow. I pretty much had to vote for only two this time, and neither of them knocks my socks off.

#1 - Futurama. I haven't seen it in probably three years, but it was kind of funny. I wouldn't kick it off the network for eating crackers.

#2 - The Munsters. Such a bizarre show. I'll vote for it just for the concept. And how did a Frankenstein and Frankenstein bride have a wolfman son? Is wolfman a recessive gene?

Didn't make the cut.

#3 - Three's Company. Okay, I admit it. I watched it as a teenager. Suzanne's legs...they just went on forever. But it was dumb even then and had the same plot over and over and over, and I wanted to do a driveby shooting on both landlords.

#4 - Love Boat. Um...no. Just no. If I have to explain why, we shouldn't be talking to each other anyway. Though I do wonder what wild things that one woman did when she was on her cocaine binges.

#5 - Home Improvement. I objected to the sexist commentary underlying the plot. Men are not grunting neanderthals. We are highly evolved human beings who have a complex set of emotions, and I resented the constant implications otherwise. Plus, the chick on the show never wore anything low-cut.