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1) place every idiot who advocates losing games to better our draft pick into a large shipping container
2) Call up Greece or another gay country and negotiate the sale of these queerbaits at a bulk rate (but not too cheap)
3) Include a free tarp, several midgets , Crisco by the tub and condoms
4) Call someone in Somialia and warn them a cargo full of valuable material is on the way
5) Assist the Somalians with a team of Black Ops / Contractors to pirate the 'Gay Vessel'
6) Agree to let some of the passengers be raped based on which act more like women
7) WHen the somalians try and ransom the 'gay vessel' intercept the phone call with elite tech gear
8) agree to pay the ransom for the 'gay vessel' and agree to rendezvous point somewhere off the coast of somalia
9) when the somalis come with the 'gay vessel' being towed, 1st destroy the gay vessel..sink it to the ground...then let the somalis go, as they have done nothing wrong
10) Live with the honor of not being a pussy ass bitch
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