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I thought halftime sucked out loud. It's way too over the top with the choreography. First of all, they send in 200 pre-planned "groupies" in Tron Suits to surround the stage and flagellate in lockstep. The band all yells "Yeah....Yeah......Yeah....." over and over and over and over again. Slash sold out. Whole thing just reeked of excess, which is, I guess, pretty much what a Jerry Jones Superbowl is....an exercise in excess.
And WTF with Eminem on every commercial? Is he the hero of the current consumer demographic now? He's pushing Chryslers? Do you think Eminem drives a Chrysler 300? If you believe that, you also believe Tiger Woods drives a Buick. Soon Eminem will have his own theater in Branson.
Let's just cut through the bull and have thug rappers get up, grab their junk and scream "Motherfucker!!!" over and over, and have big booty strippers rubbing themselves against a stripper pole shaped like the McDonald's Arches.
This is America, damn it...
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