[Delano]

Originally Posted by penchief

Here's a great moment in constipation. I didn't crap for the first ten days of boot camp. I was getting worried because I was eating three squares a day. Finally they sent me to the infirmary for Xrays and discovered that I was indeed full of shit. They gave me some laxatives and I finally pooped on the 11th day.

True story, I shit you not.

Too much time with the drill sargeant?