[Fire Me Boy!]

Originally Posted by listopencil

A man wanders into a brothel and asks what he can get for two dollars. The madame tells him that for two dollars there is a dead whore on the second floor that he can have sex with. He pays her and makes his way up the stairs. Some time later he comes back down the stairs and the madame asks him if he enjoyed himself. He says he did but he noticed that the whore had a runny nose, which he found unusual for a dead girl. The madame says, "Oh. She's just full again."