[Hootie]

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

This post inspired me to grab my computer. ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS win over the cooks, and the manager of the cooks. I would talk about the other servers and managers getting some chorizo when they were being dumb shits. GREAT shit! LOL, too funny. I used to talk some mad mexican racist assed bullshit on those guys and they loved it. I mean they LOVED it! Because they knew me, and talked shit too. I briefly talked about this shit in another thread. Incredible. I really had no idea this was some kind of science that got you your way. Psychology dude. You're a natural.

Oh bro...they ****ing loved me...

I'd go back there and start telling them all how much dick I suck and then tell one of them I was going to lick his asshole (in Spanish, of course)...then I'd tell them to suck my big, white dick (pelame el pito blanco WAY!) and the shit talking would just never end...they had no idea if I was gay, if I was straight...if I had mental problems...they just ****ing loved it. I'd go back there and they'd make me whatever food I ****ing wanted and then when something went awry at my tables I'd come in screaming vulgar mexican and they'd fix whatever the **** I needed in 2 minutes or less.

It's literally the 2nd most important part of being a waiter. Learn the computer and how to do EVERYTHING...and then win over the Mexicans.