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Today's "Thing That Annoys Me For No Good Reason": the musical group The Killers. I use the term "musical group" loosely. Naming this band of crappy guys The Killers is like naming a Chihuahua "Bonecrusher". The Killers? Really? You guys are gayer than frigging Coldplay and more pretentious than the love child of Sting and Bono. "Are We Human Or Are We Dancer?" What the f**k? And that new piece of shit you have out, something about "Fairytale" (can't get gayer than "fairytale" in a title), oh my God, what a bunch of precocious lyrics in that turdfest. Lyrically and musically they're like eating 25 Taco Bell burritos and a bottle of Maalox and then taking a crap.
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