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Q: How do blonde brain cells die?
A: Alone.
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
Q: What is a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme!
Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
A: Nothing. They've never met.
A: Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and "The Titanic"?
A: They know how many men went down on "The Titanic".
Did you hear the one about the blonde who thought that "love handles" referred to her ears?
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