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I can't find a handjob sob story
OK, with all the people I have seen crying about not being able to find a handjob out there and with some even asking for help in this very forum I just had to post this because it's been bugging the shit out of me. I have never, ever, ever had a hard time getting a handjob, even as a child. MOF, I don't think it has ever taken more than 72 hours. Was it the handjob I wanted, no. It was the handjob I could get till I got the handjob I wanted. Need sex, chick pays for beer. All you have to be is better than the worst guy they got. Fingerjob skill, the ability to ****ing talk. There are thousands of women almost anyone's dick qualifies for in every community. The concept applies to the vast majority of those handjobs. Every woman that has a boyfriend wants somebody better than who they already have. If you suck so bad you can't find a decent handjob replacing the worst of the worst in your entire community then you should put a gun to your head. I never got the whole I can't find a handjob BS. If you had to get a handjob in 24 hours or be taken out I guarantee you almost anyone with an IQ above 13 could find at least one woman who they convinced that they were better than their worst guy.
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