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Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP
LAZ: I'M A BILLIONAIRE. I HAVE FOUR WIVES AND THEY'RE ALL VICTORIA SECRET MODELS. I ONCE DUNKED ON LEBRON JAMES. I DRINK TEBOW BLOOD FOR BREAKFAST AND HAVE LANCE ARMSTRONG INJECT ME IN THE ASS WITH STEROIDS FOR DESSERT. ON THE WEEKENDS I TRAVEL TO MY OWN PRIVATE ISLAND THAT IS LARGER THAN BOTH THE STATE OF RHODE ISLAND AND PEYTON MANNING'S FOREHEAD.
CP: Prove it.
LAZ: PROVE ME WRONG.
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Obvious lie, I own a globe and there are no islands larger than PM's forehead.
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