Great article!
More undeniable facts:
1) Elton John is gay.
2) Water is wet.
3) Most of us have a neck and can breathe.
This article sucks for many reasons. No offense Claythan. But a few examples:
1. This year's top ten is one of the worst ever because
Mike Mayock says so? Really? Someone send Pioli the memo as I'm sure he'll want to realign his draft board based on
Mayock's comments. Pioli should hire
Mayock as his Asst. GM. Dammit Scott!
I guess this means there's no way Sanchez or Stafford EVER become fanchise qbs then. They couldn't carry Matt Ryan's jock strap. Ryan was good, but is it any coincidence that Atlanta tried to protect him with the 2nd highest number or rushing attempts in the NFL with 560? (Chiefs had 379 rushing attempts.) Hey Raji, you're Glen Dorsey's biatch. You'll never be as good as him. Jason Smith & Eugene Monroe:
& STFD. You'll never be as talented as Jake Long. Curry & all you rushing LB's will never exceed Vernon Gholston's 13 tackles and 0 sacks in your first year. BANK IT! And you DE's will never match up to last year's #2 pick, Chris Long. He had 4 sacks, motherfuckers!
Dammit Scott, call
Mayock NOW!
2.
"Aaron Curry is not Jack Bauer." No shit?
"But if he was half the player some seem to think he is, with the weak state of the top 10, he’d be long gone by the time the Chiefs make their pick." Hmmmm, really? Now I thought that DET & STL had absolutley no pressing needs outside of LB. And I also thought that DET & STL valued Curry far above every other prospect since he is exponentially more talented than the entire draft class combined. Yep, you pegged us Chiefs' fans alright. But not just some: all of us.
3.
"The Chiefs must draft the best players they possibly can." Thank you for that holy nugget of wisdom. EVERY poster on this board has been saying that all we need is a replacement for JA & we'll be sporting rings. [\Sarcasm] In fact, every single Chiefs' fan that I know has been saying that. The "draft for need crowd" is in full effect. Say yeah. And kudos for the Carl P dig. No better way to ingratiate yourself with Chiefs' fans.
I love lamp.