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Originally Posted by KCUnited
New Mom At Work - Yeah, I don't have kids, so can you just give me the Mitchell report without telling me how hectic your morning was.
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Just remind them that while their tits have indeed grown, the stretch marks are very sexy, and they're going to sag a LOT when they deflate. After that you'll find that they make sure you're not around when they corner other victims.
If they work for you, tell them they're just as late as the hungover 22-year-old single kid who she walked in with.
And end it by reminding them that the quality of their work has taken a hit since junior showed up.