[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

Originally Posted by Douche Baggins

There honestly needs to be a forum for battered men of online dating. I used to get excited about going out to meet someone new. Now it's like "ugh, god, what next." Statistically, I'm more likely to have my kidneys stolen and sold on the black market than actually find a nice girl at this point.

Internet dating has run its course.