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I actually liked the Cole/Lawler/Swagger/JR segment a lot - JR shaking the Cole Mine was my favorite part of the show - although they dragged it out too much, like everything else in the feud for the last two weeks. But the idea of Cole ****ing himself over and getting a 3-on-1 beating at the PPV would be great, if they stuck with it (which they won't). They could even turn Swagger face with it.

I'm watching Raw, and the first time Cena comes out, and I really pay attention to his TitanTron, and just how much they're playing up the red, white and blue color scheme, and I'm convinced they're going full heel with him. And he's doing a lot of heelish stuff lately.

Ron Killings in the main event at a PPV makes no sense.

They've got to change Sin Cara's entrance. He's eventually going to completely botch that trampoline jump into the ring. His match was okay, and I got a bit of a laugh out of Lawler no-selling Primo's botch of Sin Cara's finisher. How the **** did he not get hurt falling from the top turnbuckle to the floor like that?? That was a broken ankle waiting to happen.

Edge's speech was great. I used to be a big fan of his, but the last couple of years I've really gotten tired of him. Even so, it's sad to see him go, although it's good he gets to go out on top. Hopefully it's Christian's moment now.

The women's matches are a complete waste of time now. None of the diva's who are featured can work a lick. Good to see Kong finally. Hopefully she can just, I don't know, eat all of them or something.

I feel really bad for Matt Sydal and Bryan Danielson right about now, having to lackey to Santino ****ing Marella. At least he ate the pin. Unfortunately it looks like the highlight of their careers in the near future will be the goddamn air trombone. Jesus ****ing christ.

The 5 workers in the main event made no sense. 4 faces (well, 3 and whatever Orton is) and 1 heel, only two of the guys legit. You knew Cena was going to get the PPV match, and I thought Orton was there for Punk to jump (where was Punk I wonder?), but the other 3 guys are just....guys. Lame end to a lame show.

I swear, Tough Enough is the best WWE show on the air right now. And that's probably because WWE has almost no input (it's USA network's baby, as I understand it, rather than Vince's) hence you see and hear words like "wrestling" and "belt" and Stone Cold acting like...well, Stone Cold.