[Titty Meat]

Originally Posted by Buck

Oh God this makes me feel so uncomfortable.

I work in the same building as my mother. She works on the 4th floor and I work on the 3rd floor. Anyways, she has introduced me to a lot of people in the year + I've been working there. I don't really recognize people when they say hi to me, but they know I'm her son.

This pretty black lady has been saying hi to me a lot and she said something about us being "Secretly Dating." I was like wtf? What is my mom talking about with her? So today I went over to my mom's house in the morning and she said that this lady has a crush on me and that the lady had gone to a fortune teller and the fortune teller told her that she would meet a man at work and he'd be younger. She's 35 and I'm 27, so she's been telling my mom that she's convinced it's me.

That really freaks me the **** out, I don't know what to say to this lady when I see her now. I'm not racist, but I'm not attracted to black women at all. It sorta makes me want to avoid ever going to the cafeteria now.

Smash her anyway.